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Richard Porter, author of And On That Bombshell has a lot to answer for.  He writes a regular column in Evo magazine, the brains behind the keyboard at scathingly funny motoring satire website, Sniff Petrol, however most interestingly you have likely seen his name pop up in the credits of your favourite motoring show currently on hiatus.

Porter was a script editor and researcher on Top Gear for 22 series and 175 shows, since the ‘old Top Gear’ days of Tiff, Clarkson and Wilson, right up until the fracas that took the world’s most successful TV motoring programme off air.  And he’s written a book about his experiences, titled And On That Bombshell.

I absorbed it in audio book form over a few weeks of commute and I’ll let you know this much: it’s very funny.  No surprise, as Top Gear was hugely funny, as is Sniff.  I was most intrigued by the chap himself, as apart from the aforementioned mention on the credits I had no idea on who he was, his background or his contribution to the show.

It transpires Porter applied to an on-screen ad by Jon Bentley (yes, those eyebrows) who at the end of an ‘old’ Top Gear episode asked for researchers to apply.  That was his foot in the door to an incredible career, for someone who had been working in a branch of Next!

His tenure covers the demise of ‘old’ Gear, the excitement and initial failure of the new format – anyone remember Jason Dawe from season one?  Didn’t think so.  He tells us of the tussle with manufacturers to get review cars.  Attempts to attract celeb’s to the unknown Star in a Reasonably Priced Car and also why they continued to run this much-maligned segment.  And mocking of old-TG Chris Goffey’s jumpers.  It’s all there.

Clarkson, Hammond and May Fresh Faced in 2003
Clarkson, Hammond and May Fresh Faced in 2003

And On That Bombshell tells us fondly of meeting Clarkson, Hammond and May for the first time at various stages, including the incident with May and a cup of tea.  We learn how the whole show and seasons were put together, of life in the Top Gear offices, and of the master of orchestration behind the screen that is exec-producer Andy Wilman.  Here’s some more from the author below:

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I soon found myself in the depths of YouTube watching back at clips of old shows and specials with some nostalgia; I remember most of them from their first TV play.  It took several years of ‘new’ Top Gear to reach the 350 million worldwide viewer peak it enjoyed in the early 2010s and Richard builds this picture whilst discussing many calamities that befell the production.

Everything’s in here.  The Bolivia special.  The Morris Marina enthusiasts and their furious response at TG’s casual attitude towards their destruction via piano drop.  The various generations of Stig, including the Michael Schumacher reveal.  On writing the gags (and getting away with them).  The BBC and their surprising level of support for the show.  And of course Argentina.

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The final chapters of the book revolve around the fairly tense post-Argentina period, and Porter’s thoughts on Clarkson’s final hours are pretty clear:

‘After handing himself in, Jeremy came to the Top Gear office to apologise to the team. He didn’t sit down or even take his jacket off. He just told us he’d made a confession to management and that he was sorry to all of us. With that, he left the office for what would be the very last time. I was furious. Properly, knee-jigglingly, teeth-grindingly furious. His apology seemed half-hearted and feeble, like a child saying the word sorry because they know it’s what the adults want to hear, rather than a sincere reflection of remorse.’

With great anecdotes, hilarious situations and at the end a very sombre reflection as it all came screeching to a halt, And On That Bombshell is a must read for any fan of the show and gives real insight into the crazy antics behind the scenes of the worlds largest motoring show.

And On That Bombshell is available on Amazon.

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Andy is the founding member of RMS, and when he's not following motoring events around the UK and Ireland he can be found on the track (sideways, having competed in top level drifting for a decade), or of course he'll be on the forum.