£2600 Porsche...what could possibly go wrong? Introducing Project TrackBox

DubsterACS

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Yes, a Porsche for £2600. What could possibly go wrong? Well when it was advertised it was actually a little more than that but it still got me thinking, that's a cheap Porsche - how bad can it really be? Would it be potentially good enough to turn into a track car?

So after a couple of phone calls with the owner, we struck a deal over the phone and i confirmed i would buy the car from him for the not huge amount of £2600. He was based in Norfolk so I couldn't test drive or see the car so yes it was a blind purchase, but i was happy with the information he had told me about the car, its HPI was clear so I went ahead with the purchase. The following weekend myself and fellow car-eejit Andy flew over to Luton, hired a car and drove to Norfolk. The car was completely as described with a few extras he hadn't mentioned, so deal was done and we headed on our merry way back to Luton airport to leave the hire car back. Before i go any further let me introduce to you, Project TrackBox:

2001 Porsche Boxster 3.2 S 6spd Manual with 163,000 miles
Lapis Blue
Grey Leather
18" Turbo Twists
Litronic light
DesignTek lowering springs
Pirelli tyres all round
Folder full of receipts of work carried out
Kenwood / Focal sound system upgrade inc Bluetooth and USB connection

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

At this point i was insanely over the moon with my purchase and feeling quite smug and formulating plans of what to do to the car - strip the awful grey leather interior out, 2 Sparco bucket seats, short shift kit, racing steering wheel, 17" wheels and track tyres - as we journeyed down the road back to Luton airport, me in the hire car and Andy in the Boxster. At the fuel stop nearly 2 hours into the drive we commented how good the car actually was, felt quite tight although clutch was a bit heavy and few squeaks from bushes etc but overall quite good!

But then..........

We pulled into the rental car park to return the Fiesta, i started swapping stuff over and Andy jumped out and said those immortal words "we have a wee leak". Sure enough a trail of water had begun to run from under the engine area....the coolant cap then started bubbling water out of it and steam started coming out both side air vents. Apparently i turned a funny shade of green / grey / red, as i looked beneath the car to find:

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

The coolant was pouring out of the engine like a waterfall, all i could think of was "we have over 500 miles to cover in this". So they we were, stranded in Luton's Enterprise car park. I'm with Autoline for my classic policy so i did have breakdown cover although realised it was recovery to a local garage only. So after phoning their out of hours service, they wanted me to find out a local garage to take it to....at 7pm on a Saturday evening! After telling my woes to a very understanding Enterprise employee, they offered me a parking space for a few days until i could get it recovered properly which was very very good of them so got it parked up and the focus then turned to how on earth Andy and I were getting home. No more flights that evening, next flight from Luton to Belfast was the next night at a huge amount of money adding in the fact we would have to stay in a hotel adding to the cost of it all. So we came up with a bit of an idea to hire a car and drive the whole way home in it returning it to Belfast International Airport, Enterprise were out of cars...as were Hertz, but Europcar had a wee white Polo left so we paid what surely must have covered double the monthly lease cost of the car and started our journey back home via Cairnryan as we had the boat booked for Stenaline only to realise in all the drama that we weren't gonna make the 11pm sailing and the next sailing wasn't until 6.30am on the Sunday. Got re-booked on that boat, meaning we could take our time and we eventually pulled into my driveway at 9.15am on the Sunday.

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Parked up at Luton:

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Anyways, drama over I hear you ask.....not so. The breakdown assistance company were extremely quick to help on the Monday, couple of phone calls and photos etc and the recovery truck was organised, I chose for the car to go to a specialist i had dealt with before in Surrey called ePorsch and they were primed ready to take delivery of the car. I phoned them at the end of Monday to be told my car had not turned up. Very strange, phoned the assistance co and they apologised to say they hadn't got the authorisation to the recovery truck in time for it to be lifted on the Monday but it would be lifted before lunchtime the next day, I had been told it had been lifted a few hours previous so was a bit confused but no matter. Very long story short - the car never turned up, I found out i had been lied to by the assistance company, then they lost my car as in couldn't confirm if it was still at Luton airport or at the recovery depot so for 24hours i didn't actually know where my car was. On the Wednesday evening i had had enough and found out the name of the recovery company who were very helpful in explaining what went on and were able to tell me they lifted the car on the Tuesday evening and would deliver it to ePorsch on the Thursday, which they did. ePorsch were a further 80 miles than my allowance for recovery but needless to say, I didn't pay anything for that recovery.

So, with it at ePorsch I was happy it was in safe hands and left them to it. They found the water pump had completely torn itself apart so fitted a new one, belt etc and tested it and it was fine. I went over last thursday to collect it and drive it home, realised on the way over I had actually only driven the car a total of 5 miles on the initial test drive! But thankfully it got me home, only throwing a check engine light on when i was driving onto the boat which has turned out to be an o2 sensor. The weather even was good enough for me to have the roof down for most of the journey home (the wind and upgraded sound system drowned out the squeaks and rattles from the suspension and brakes!) and I thoroughly enjoyed the drive in the evening across from Scotch Corner junction to the M6.

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

So there you have it, I bought a cheap Porsche and it got me home (eventually!!) and seems to be ok so far. Its joins my other 2 although the other Lapis Boxster went to its new owner last night:

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Project TrackBox by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

As I said before, the plan is to strip the car eventually turning it into a track car but i think for the next few months I'll refresh its suspension and brakes, get it driving really well then start stripping the weight off it and adding the track stuff in. Will keep yous posted about Project TrackBox!
 

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I had my thumb all warmed up to express how jealous I was - perfect spec, love these early Boxters especially the blue/grey/amber! Until I seen the puddle.
Luton hire car ending up in Belfast made me chuckle.

The most emotional thread in a long while, admired your courage until I seen you have a problem with these & you were actually just fuelling a disorder the whole time.

Don’t worry I used to collect Sierras.. looking forward to this one!
 

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Haha, brilliant wee story, love adventures like that!

Looking forward to seeing what you do with it, thats a cheap and fun track car!
 

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Always get relay cover from AA or greenflag and then cancel once you get home under the cooling off period. Costs nothing and is a good backup plan should the worst happen, like this lol.

MOT history on that doesn't look too horrific. Brake lines might need sorting but aside from that all looks perfectly respectable!
 

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Didn’t know you could cancel AA etc so would never have thought of that (y).

Looks like a great buy. After the first couple of lines I stopped and was like, “does this guy not have 2 of these already?!”. Good adventure too, but I always collect a car on my own and could think of nothing more stressful than having to try and deal with that by myself! Having a mate there would definitely have helped the situation!
 

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Thats a good story anyway, fingers crossed in the long run it behaves itself a bit better! Car does look very tidy anyway, and damn I'm jealous of the size of your drive lol
 

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One of my fears of buying old used 400 miles away what if you get 50 miles down the road and bang your on the hard shoulder. Glad to see you knew about ePorsch maybe something we should all do when buying on mainland make sure along the route theirs places we can get the car sorted if something happens. I think i would rather fly in test drive and fly home and get a transport company to deliver it to Cairnryan and pick it up there.
Glad to see its home ready for some work. Would you say it cost more than a transport company to deliver it. Health to drive.
Thats a good story anyway, fingers crossed in the long run it behaves itself a bit better! Car does look very tidy anyway, and damn I'm jealous of the size of your drive lol
yeah same here i have if lucky a 16 foot parking spot on the street.
Great the way 2 posts merge now i like that @Cooper.
 
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Well it’s your choice bill but most cost effective way is still to fly and drive it home. If you want to see it before buying. A return flight plus transport would be around double driving it home.

If the OP had AA relay it would have took the car home iirc.

@DubsterACS look forward to seeing it on track!!!
 

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One of my fears of buying old used 400 miles away what if you get 50 miles down the road and bang your on the hard shoulder. Glad to see you knew about ePorsch maybe something we should all do when buying on mainland make sure along the route theirs places we can get the car sorted if something happens. I think i would rather fly in test drive and fly home and get a transport company to deliver it to Cairnryan and pick it up there.
Glad to see its home ready for some work. Would you say it cost more than a transport company to deliver it. Health to drive.

yeah same here i have if lucky a 16 foot parking spot on the street.
Great the way 2 posts merge now i like that @Cooper.

In fairness I bought a brand new car and made it 16 miles before being on the hard shoulder lol

In my opinion the unknown and the road trip home is a major part of the fun of picking a car up in England especially if it does turn into a bit of an emotional roller coaster.

looks a great project @DubsterACS I have subscribed
 

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What a great write up :grinning:. If it helps any frustration, I guess you may have replaced the water pump as part of track prep anyway?

Can't wait to see this on track though :cool:.
 

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Great back story, stressful at the time I am sure but it’s home now. Looking forward to the strip out.
 

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That's a lot of typing!

You must like Boxsters a lot.
Yeah i didn't realise i had typed quite so much but sure, everyone enjoys a good story! And yep I do like them, they are just so under appreciated, but i reckon they are amongst one the best driving cars out there and great value at the minute. I've had people who have had really decent cars down through the years drive mine and everyone without exception has got out afterwards saying that its a car which just puts a smile on your face from the way it drives and handles. Obviously the 911 is THE Porsche to have however for a driver's car the 986 should definitely be highly rated, although I think EVO at the time did give it a 5-star rating. But yeah, I've really taken to them!

Fantastic value even with the shenanigans! But sure that builds character and gives the car an even better story lol

Totally agree, i feel me and this car already have 'history' lol!!

I had my thumb all warmed up to express how jealous I was - perfect spec, love these early Boxters especially the blue/grey/amber! Until I seen the puddle.
Luton hire car ending up in Belfast made me chuckle.

The most emotional thread in a long while, admired your courage until I seen you have a problem with these & you were actually just fuelling a disorder the whole time.

Don’t worry I used to collect Sierras.. looking forward to this one!

You should've seen the look on the guys face at the rental car return at the airport when I told him we had driven it from Luton! Yes....think it could be a wee disorder i have for Boxster's, although the other Lapis one is sold now, does that make it ok?

Always get relay cover from AA or greenflag and then cancel once you get home under the cooling off period. Costs nothing and is a good backup plan should the worst happen, like this lol.

MOT history on that doesn't look too horrific. Brake lines might need sorting but aside from that all looks perfectly respectable!
Yes never thought of that but someone else did mention that to me, but it worked out in the end. In all my years of bringing cars home from the mainland, its the first to leave me stranded. Yeah I spotted that too in the MoT history so brake lines will probably need done and a few other things first, want to get the annoying suspension creaks and rattles sorted.

Didn’t know you could cancel AA etc so would never have thought of that (y).

Looks like a great buy. After the first couple of lines I stopped and was like, “does this guy not have 2 of these already?!”. Good adventure too, but I always collect a car on my own and could think of nothing more stressful than having to try and deal with that by myself! Having a mate there would definitely have helped the situation!
Haha yeah, guilty although as I said above, the other Lapis Boxster is now away to its new owner so i'm back down to 2 - the Cobalt one and this Lapis one. You're dead right as well, was so thankful to have Andy with me, he ended up driving the Polo a lot of the way home.

Thats a good story anyway, fingers crossed in the long run it behaves itself a bit better! Car does look very tidy anyway, and damn I'm jealous of the size of your drive lol

haha thanks, definitely helps when i appear home with another car!

One of my fears of buying old used 400 miles away what if you get 50 miles down the road and bang your on the hard shoulder. Glad to see you knew about ePorsch maybe something we should all do when buying on mainland make sure along the route theirs places we can get the car sorted if something happens. I think i would rather fly in test drive and fly home and get a transport company to deliver it to Cairnryan and pick it up there.
Glad to see its home ready for some work. Would you say it cost more than a transport company to deliver it. Health to drive.

yeah same here i have if lucky a 16 foot parking spot on the street.
Great the way 2 posts merge now i like that @Cooper.
I know what you mean however part of the fun of it is the road trip home in the new car, getting to know it, trying to make the boat in time etc. Cost wise, I work in the trade and we have Woodsides / McLaughlins etc collecting our end of lease cars all the time for us, even with them giving me a bit of discount it still worked out ok.....maybe not having to go over twice mind you but sure where is the fun on just sticking it on the back of a transporter.

Another cool thread. Good luck with the transformation. Have thought many a time about doing the same. Would be even better to have a Boxster race series on the island.
There is talk of the Boxster series coming to Mondello next year possibly.....

What a great write up :grinning:. If it helps any frustration, I guess you may have replaced the water pump as part of track prep anyway?

Can't wait to see this on track though :cool:.
Thanks Neil, you're exactly right, it was replaced a lot of miles ago on the car so it was probably due a change.

Thanks for all the positive comments folks, will keep you all updated with progress.
 

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Can't believe you sold the only 'sorted' car of the entire lot! :p :joy:

I look forward to getting this out on a few track days with you next year.
 

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Always get relay cover from AA or greenflag and then cancel once you get home under the cooling off period. Costs nothing and is a good backup plan should the worst happen, like this lol.

MOT history on that doesn't look too horrific. Brake lines might need sorting but aside from that all looks perfectly respectable!
This information from Coog actually saved me from missing the last boat when I was collecting the 172 last summer. I still owe you a pint for that.
 

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What a nightmare, makes for a good story though! Glad to just read this one and not have to go through it... I've picked up some hairy stuff in England but always made it home every time.
 

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Hopefully (finally) going to get some time to work on this now, it was meant to be running for trackways last year but between one thing and another, throw in a bit of covid, hard to get MoT for it (never been MoT'd in NI before) it has sat neglected unfortunately. So no major updates on this other than during summer last year I got my mechanic to check it over to see how bad it really was, pleased with the report I got back:
Couple of control arms
Track rods
Brake discs and pads all round
Brake lines might make it through MoT but borderline

So it'll be going to my mechanic soon to get all that work done so I can MoT it, meaning I can drive it to and from the track.
I also got stuck into the bodywork last summer to see how well it would come up. So carried out the following:
De-tar
Iron Cleanse
Minor paint correction
Top coat Zymol wax
Wheels cleaned up, tyres slicked

And that was about it, was pretty pleased with how it turned out - by no means perfect but its fairly presentable!
Before pics (these are close up but they show the overall condition of the car, badly swirled, scratched etc):

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

WIP:

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Half done plastic, heat gun method worked well on this:

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

Finished product:

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr

TrackBox cleanup by Graham Thompson, on Flickr
 

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Faaar to clean to track.... I’ll give ya 2k cash da nyt

looking forward to seeing it go!!
 
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