People who can't park their fingers up their hole's thread..

[WSM]

I park my car like a ****er because a majority of people are morons. I'd expect most people on here to actually realise why some people park their car across two spaces. The expense of the car isn't really that big a deal it's the sheer fact that people are complete bell ends who have no respect for other peoples' stuff. I do try to do it far away. I never ever dream of parking in a disabled space. I do occasionally hit the Mother & Toddler spaces though. I think I've admitted to that before. I have no shame in that. I try to protect my car as much as I can from the other clowns out there.

 

[Nickyyy]

I park the R8 like a **** must of the time and have no conscience about doing it either. Would never take a disabled space however.

 

[Boydie]

I agree and disagree but I do laps of a carpark to find that perfect spot or ill leave - not worth parking in a shiit space to have to pay for someone else's carelessness or lack of respect

 

[WSM]

If I came back to my car and found some muppet parked "within an inch of the door" then said muppet would indeed be meeting me.

 

[Nickyyy]

If I came back to my car and found some muppet parked "within an inch of the door" then said muppet would indeed be meeting me.

What do they get? An autograph and picture?

 

[Uncle Buck]

It's nothing to do with parking police - if you're going to take up 2 parking spaces when somewhere is busy do it as far away as possible, if there's loads of spaces. If you do it close to an entrance, or if there isn't loads of spaces, it's not cool. And people will squeeze in beside you on purpose.

I agree whole heartedly. If you do it close to somewhere because you're a lazy sod then by all means they deserve the flak for it. As I said, I do it but away out of the way so those who wish to annoy or make a point can't do it. It's just courtesy for everyone else using the car park

 

[WSM]

What do they get? An autograph and picture?

They'll get Lord @Rocko's boot up their hole.

 

['96dc2]

If I came back to my car and found some muppet parked "within an inch of the door" then said muppet would indeed be meeting me.

Then you end up getting sparked out

 

[ChrisL]

I usually just park far away in the car park if im in anything nice. If the wee ones with me I would take advantage of a parent child space, wouldn't take one though out of sheer laziness of not walking from further away. Just like a disabled bay needs the parent child bays are there for people struggling with prams etc.

 

[WSM]

Then you end up getting sparked out

 

[Rocko]

What do they get? An autograph and picture?

They get to help him up off the ground when his back gives out.

 

[Coog]

In this case it was last space and the car was thrown into the one beside it without any thought at all. They even apologised for their horrific parking.

And yes they were there to greet me because they couldn't get in.

 

[ChrisL]

If I came back to my car and found some muppet parked "within an inch of the door" then said muppet would indeed be meeting me.

In reality what would you do, give them a telling off? Hardly going to commit assault over someone parking close to your door as im sure said Muppet would take you to the cleaners lol

 

[Coog]

If I came back to my car and found some muppet parked "within an inch of the door" then said muppet would indeed be meeting me.

 

[Chris100]

I will continue to park like a ****er. You M3/Porsche peasants can **** off though.

Can't wait to park beside you just for badness

 

[WSM]

In reality what would you do, give them a telling off? Hardly going to commit assault over someone parking close to your door as im sure said Muppet would take you to the cleaners lol

Lol. if you think I'm stupid enough to slap someone over it....... then come on No chance. I'd just be saying wtf. My dopey doors have to open someway.

 

[weeloaney]

There’s a difference between parking like a t**t to protect your pride and joy(car) and parking like a t**t because you either don’t try to park straight, don’t care, just fire it in any road etc etc

 

[ChrisL]

Lol. if you think I'm stupid enough to slap someone over it....... then come on No chance. I'd just be saying wtf. My dopey doors have to open someway.

Why mention youd be standing there then waiting ... doubt a telling off is really going to bother anyone that is willing to do that lol

 

[WSM]

Why mention youd be standing there then waiting ... doubt a telling off is really going to bother anyone that is willing to do that lol

because I'd be pissed off? Would you not be?

 

[ChrisL]

because I'd be pissed off? Would you not be?

More important things to care about ... wouldnt be happy but certainly wouldnt be waiting around for them like a creep lol

 

[WSM]

Also true.

 

[Nickyyy]

More important things to care about ... wouldnt be happy but certainly wouldnt be waiting around for them like a creep lol

Exactly lots of important things are more worthy of caring! Like what car @big_pete buys for example

 

[ChrisL]

Exactly lots of important things are more worthy of caring! Like what car @big_pete buys for example

Not sure if thats a dig at me or not ... either way its an old subject

 

[Blackie]

There’s a difference between parking like a t**t to protect your pride and joy(car) and parking like a t**t because you either don’t try to park straight, don’t care, just fire it in any road etc etc

This ^^^

 

[Coog]

Why mention youd be standing there then waiting ... doubt a telling off is really going to bother anyone that is willing to do that lol

Probably laugh at someone standing around for hours to give them a piece of their mind or something. All I got was a sheepish "cheers" and an apology.